Med Dictionary

Not-so-well-known Medical terminology:

• Artery -- Study of paintings
• Bacteria -- Back door of cafeteria
• Barium -- What doctors do when treatment fails
• Caesarean section -- District in Rome
• Cat scan -- Searching for kitty
• Coma -- A punctuation mark
• Congenital -- Friendly
• Diarrhea -- Journal of daily events
• Dilate -- To live long
• Enema -- Not a friend
• Fester -- Quicker
• Fibula -- A small lie
• Outpatient -- Person who has fainted
• Recovery room -- Place to do upholstery
• Urine -- Opposite of you're out
• Varicose -- Located nearby